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This section covers various things that make me laugh, which I've collected over the years
from books, websites, TV programs and radio. I hope you enjoy them too...
Don't You Just Hate it When...
These are the things that can drive even a sane person mad - the general irritations life always throws at you...
- You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them
- You can never put anything back in a box the way it came
- Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth
- You set your alarm clock for 7pm instead of 7am
- The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that last song
- You rub on hand cream and then can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out
- You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it
- You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it
- You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up
- You pick up your wine glass, and the coaster comes too
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