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My Favourite Film Quotations

FilmQuoteActor (Character)
Abyss, The Bud : Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy
Hippy: Everything is!
Ed Harris (Bud)
Todd Graff (Hippy)
Apollo 13 Let's look at this thing from a... um, from a standpoint of status. What do we got on the spacecraft that's good?Ed Harris (Gene Kranz)
Armageddon This is the Earth, at a time when the dinosaurs ruled a lush and fertile planet. A piece of rock just 6 miles wide changed all that. It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons. A trillion tons of rock and dust were thrown into the atmosphere, creating a cloud the sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years. It happened before. It will happen again. It's just a question of when.Charlton Heston (Narrator)
Well, our object collision budget allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon, sir, but that's a big-ass sky.Billy Bob Thornton (Dan Truman)
Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is tickingWill Patton (Chick Chapple)
Back to the Future If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!Christopher Lloyd
(Doc Emmett Brown)
Doc: 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!
Marty: What the hell is a gigawatt?
Christopher Lloyd (Doc)
Michael J. Fox (Marty)
My density has brought me to you.Crispin Glover (George McFly)
Blade Runner I was quit when I came in here, Bryant. Iím twice as quit now.Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.Rutger Hauer (Roy Batty)
City of Angels Some things are true whether you believe in them or not.Nicolas Cage (Seth)
Crimson Tide We're here to preserve democracy, not practise it.Gene Hackman (Capt. Frank Ramsey)
Die Hard Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
Bruce Willis (John McClane)
Holly: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
Bonnie Bedelia (Holly)
Alan Rickman (Gruber)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap. Jim Carrey (Joel Barish)
Fisher King, The Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?Jeff Bridges (Jack Lucas)
Full Monty, The He's fat, you're thin, and you're both fucking ugly.Tom Wilkinson (Gerald)
Green Mile, The On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of His true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job?Tom Hanks (Paul Edgecomb)
What in the blue fuck was that?!?James Cromwell (Hal Moores)
Grosse Pointe Blank Hi, remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough. John Cusack (Martin Blank)
High Fidelity Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains!John Cusack (Rob Gordon)
Independence Day David : You really think you can fly that thing?
Steve : You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?
Jeff Goldblum (David Levinson)
Will Smith (Captain Steven Hiller)
It's a Wonderful Life Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?James Stewart (George Bailey)
Jaws You're gonna need a bigger boat!Roy Scheider (Chief Brody)
The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.Robert Shaw (Quint)
Jerry Maguire I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing.Tom Cruise (Jerry Maguire)
Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?Tom Cruise (Jerry Maguire)
You had me at "hello".Renee Zellweger (Dorothy Boyd)
Jurassic Park Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.Jeff Goldblum (Dr. Ian Macolm)
Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.Jeff Goldblum (Dr. Ian Macolm)
Lethal Weapon This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!Mel Gibson (Martin Riggs)
Murtaugh: You ever met anybody you didnít kill?
Riggs: Well, I havenít killed you yet
Danny Glover (Roger Murtaugh)
Mel Gibson (Martin Riggs)
I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.Mel Gibson (Martin Riggs)
Lost Boys, The Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire.Corey Haim (Sam Emerson)
Something I never could stomach about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires!Barnard Hughes (Grandpa)
Mary Poppins Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.David Tomlinson (George Banks)
Meet Joe Black Multiply it by infinity, and take it to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about.Anthony Hopkins (William Parrish)
Brad Pitt (Joe Black)
Moulin Rouge! Love? Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many-splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love.Ewan McGregor (Christian)
IóI prefer to do it standing... You don't have to stand, I mean. It's sometimes that... It's quite long, and I'd like you to be comfortable. It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first, but I think, if you're open, then you might enjoy it.Ewan McGregor (Christian)
Zidler : I am the evil maharajah.
Satine : Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could.
Zidler : No one's going to.
Jim Broadbent (Harold Zidler)
Nicole Kidman (Satine)
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.John Leguizamo (Toulouse-Lautrec)
Parenthood You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.Keanu Reeves (Tod Hawkes)
Philadelphia Librarian : Sir, wouldn't you be more comfortable in a study room?
Andrew : No. Would it make you more comfortable?
Tracey Walter (Librarian)
Tom Hanks (Andrew Beckett)
Raiders of the Lost Ark You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
Shawshank Redemption Since I am innocent of this crime, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found. Tim Robbins (Andy Dufresne)
Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.Morgan Freeman (Red)
Sliding Doors There's loads of them... having some sort of sponsored epileptic fit! John Lynch (Gerry)
Anna: You're still counting how long you've been apart in days and probably hours and minutes, but the big flashing-red-light way of telling you're not really over someone is when you're still reading their horoscope in the hope that they're going to get wiped out in a freak napalming incident. What is he?
Helen : A wanker. Oh - Aries.
Anna : Hmmmm. Well, just shows how much I know. "With Mars your ruler in the ascendancy, you will get wiped out in a freak napalming incident and Helen says bollocks to you."
Zara Turner (Anna)
Gwyneth Paltrow (Helen)
Speed Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "Fuck you!"? Dennis Hopper (Howard Payne)
They're giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick!Jeff Daniels (Harry Temple)
Jack : I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
Annie : OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
Keanu Reeves (Jack Traven)
Sandra Bullock (Annie Porter)
Terminator, The That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!Michael Biehn (Kyle Reese)
The Empire Strikes Back Do, or do not, there is no 'try'Frank Oz (Yoda)
Vanilla Sky (David is given a facial prosthetic to hide his disfigured face)
Dr. Pomerantz: It's a helpful unit.
David: Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about A FUCKING MASK!
Dr. Pomerantz: It's only a mask... if you treat it that way.
David: Oh, no. It's great. This completely takes care of Halloween. But what about the other 364 days of the year?
Armand Shultz (Dr. Pomerantz)
Tom Cruise (David)
When Harry Met Sally All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husbandCarrie Fisher (Marie)
While You Were Sleeping I don't drink any more... I don't drink any less, either!Glynis Johns (Elsie)
Withnail & I A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints.Richard E. Grant (Withnail)
You're not leaving me in here alone. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Richard E. Grant (Withnail)